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Professional Vibe Rater assessing a luxury hotel room

Our Vibe Raters Increase Customer Satisfaction

Has your business vibe felt off? Are customers and staff turned off? See what all the buzz is about. Our certified vibe rating professionals provide discrete, thorough vibe ratings that help hotels and businesses get more customers to come.

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10,000+ Vibes Rated
98% Satisfaction
47 Expert Raters
What We Do

Professional Vibe Raters

We fill a gap most businesses didn't know they had.

Professional Vibe Rater at work

High-Energy Professionals, Discrete Service

Our Vibe Raters are trained to operate quietly and discretely. They'll get into every nook and cranny of your space, assessing the vibe intensity across all dimensions.

Founded by two hospitality professionals who were amateur vibe raters in their own homes, Vibe Raters has grown to serve over 200 hotels and resorts nationwide.

Whether you need a gentle touch or something more intense, our professionals adjust their approach to your exact needs. The frequency of your vibe rating sessions is entirely up to you.

"Every space deserves the right vibrations. Our job is to find the perfect frequency for your business." — Victoria Humsworth, Founder

Our Services

Comprehensive Vibe Rating

We thoroughly assess every area that matters to your guests.

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Bedroom Vibes

Our most popular service. We thoroughly vibe rate beds, ensuring optimal firmness, bounce, and overall bedroom satisfaction for your guests.

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Bathroom Vibes

Bathtubs, showers, and vanity areas all get the full vibe rating treatment. We test for moisture, temperature, and relaxation potential.

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Kitchen Vibes

Counter space, appliance placement, and cooking flow all affect the kitchen vibe. Our raters assess every surface.

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Closet Vibes

Even closets need good vibes. We perform thorough assessments of storage spaces, ensuring they're ready for extended stays.

Vibe Rations

Choose Your Frequency

Flexible vibe rations plans so you get the exact frequency that works for you.

Gentle
For those who prefer a softer touch
$299
per session
  • Single room assessment
  • 30-minute session
  • Basic vibe report
  • Email support
  • Monthly frequency option
Steady
Our most popular rhythm
$599
per session
  • Multi-room assessment
  • 90-minute session
  • Detailed vibe analysis
  • Priority scheduling
  • Weekly frequency option
Intense
For maximum satisfaction
$999
per session
  • Full property assessment
  • 2+ hour deep session
  • Executive vibe report
  • Dedicated vibe rater
  • On-demand frequency
Testimonials

Satisfied Clients

Hear from businesses that have experienced our vibe rating services.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about our vibe rating services.

What Vibe Rating frequency should I expect?
Most clients start with monthly sessions and increase frequency as they become more comfortable. Our Intense clients often prefer weekly visits to maintain optimal vibrations.
How long does a typical session last?
Sessions range from 30 minutes (Gentle) to 2+ hours (Intense). The duration depends on the size of the space and the depth of assessment required. Some clients prefer longer, more thorough sessions.
Can we request a specific Vibe Rater?
Absolutely! Many of our clients develop preferences for particular raters attuned to their specific needs. Intense tier members get a dedicated Vibe Rater assigned to them.
Do your vibe raters work in pairs?
Yes! Our couples vibe rating service sends two professionals who can assess multiple rooms simultaneously. This is especially popular for larger properties or clients who want a more comprehensive experience.
What should I do during the vibe rating?
Most clients prefer to let our professionals work uninterrupted, but you're welcome to observe or participate in the assessment. Our raters will guide you on what works best.
Are your services discrete?
Absolutely. Our vibe raters operate quietly and professionally. Guests and staff won't be disturbed. We use unmarked vehicles and our professionals dress in business attire.
What's included in the vibe report?
Our detailed reports include measurements of vibe intensity, frequency analysis, recommendations for improvement, and before/after comparisons. Photos are available upon request.
What if I mis-place my Vibe Rater?
No worries! Our Vibe Rators are equipped to dig deep into your business and will graph potentially sensitive vibe areas for you. In our Vibe Rating reports, we touch on these "Graph Spots" (or "G-Spots" for short) that might be bringing down your overall vibe.
Our Team

Meet Our Vibe Raters

Certified professionals who know exactly how to satisfy your vibe needs.

Professional Vibe Rater

Amber S.

Senior Vibe Rater

Specializes in rating bedroom vibes. Known for her thorough approach and attention to detail in every corner.

Professional Vibe Rater

Crystal M.

Vibe Intensity Specialist

Expert in the Intense tier. Crystal ensures maximum satisfaction with every rating she conducts.

Professional Vibe Rater

Diamond J.

Couples Vibe Coordinator

Leads our duo sessions. Diamond knows exactly how to ration vibes across multiple rooms simultaneously.

Ready to Feel the Difference?

Join hundreds of satisfied hotels and businesses who trust Vibe Raters for their vibe assessment needs. Book your first session today.

Discrete service guaranteed. All vibe raters are certified professionals.